Pushing This First Post Out Like A Newborn Baby :D

It’s 12:58 PM and I haven’t got out of bed. Am I a fool? No. It’s Sunday. And my favorite football team already got reamed on Thursday. What do I have to live for. 

Then I remember, I have a mission. A purpose. I must go out into the world…. And be an idiot. For feminism. 

You see, for such a very long time, women couldn’t BE simply, a stupid freaking idiot. My grandmother wasn’t able to eat hot chips in bed at 1:45 PM on a Tuesday while scrolling girltok. She had bills and stuff. A house to manage. I mean, I do too, but... I’m a millennial, so my ongoing existential crisis does sometimes cause me to slow down.

Anyway, I forgot where I was going with this. Welcome to my blog. I hope you enjoy it here. 

-Patt